i’m with stupid: housepests

It's easy to piss me off. The most trivial things , whether it be animate or inanimate, irritate me. That's why if you're stupid, I hate you for simply who you are.
It crossed my mind to create a separate blog for my encounters with the stoopeed kind, but the effort exerted just thinking about it already got me poofed. So I'm just adding it as a category here. That means, this blog will never run out of material cos the stupid people refuse to die just because.

For our opening salvo, I present to you the stupid housepests that infiltrate our humble abode from time to time.

Since my Mom and Dad are feymoos, leeches are a usual sight at our house. Normally, I'd be on PR-mode and be Miss Congeniality to the people who know my parents. It's all about the rep and image. It gets pretty tiring at times but you won't see it on my face cos I've gotten better at being the mistress of plastikada.

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wet nurse of violence

I just wasted about 4 hours and accomplished nothing.

I was too lazy to 'manually' create a blogroll so I went on a needle hunt to find a widget to act as my saviour. Unfortunately, (have you noticed how I use that word too much?) all the available widgets needed javascript and we all know that i.ph, as most free hosting services, doesn't allow js.

As I wave the white flag, it dawns on me that the hours devoted on my futile search would have been better spent on creating the blogroll in the first place. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………….

This blue theme is temporary. The color blue pulls me down, even if it looks like the sky. An orange version will, hopefully, soon be unveiled; together with the blogroll and everything else that needs to be revamped.

Don't worry. I have a reading-worthy post after this dullness. 

creep you (edited)

Ugh… Some creep just approached me, or rather stalled me. I'm flattered and appalled at the same time.

Will edit this when I get home later.

xE

7/26 Edition: I wasn't able to log-in last night cos I got back late from a date. Hmm… will might post about that soon.
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tameshigiri: mythbusters style

This has got to be one of my favorite MythBusters episode. Everyone should watch this show cos it rocks! You get entertained while learning. It even beats shark week.

Find out if a sword can cut another sword… (more…)

as pure as yellow snow

You Are 37% Pure

Pure? Sure, you're about as pure as yellow snow. You're a downright devil. But you're also a pretty delightful one!

The 100 Question Purity Test

one, two, three, four

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

- Mark Twain 

If you're gonna talk shit behind my back, just make sure I'm out of earshot! I'm damn well aware that you've been badmouthing me. Why don't we just blame it on the hormones no? Because I don't know for how long I can be tolerant. Hopefully I can last three more days. Then I can be rid of you and all your bollocks.

Honey, I'm trying to be pleasant here. So don't expect me to stoop to your level cos it's just not my thing.

harry potter and the deathly hallows

Well I'm definitely one of the very many who've waited for this book for so long. As early as April, I was already hyping myself up for the release of the last book in the Potter saga. I've also started re-reading books 1 to 6 at the start of the month as appetizer. Hehehe. I'm now on book 4. I even read a well-written fanfiction, which presents Harry as the seventh horcrux. It was no easy feat considering I had to read all 659 pages in my laptop. But the premise and ending of the fan-written story was worth the sacrifice.

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queen of the damned

Let us allow her majesty a momentary relapse. Won't we?

What I’m trying to say, is, I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible.

And how it can actually ache in places that you didn’t know you had inside you.

And it doesn’t matter how many new haircuts you get or gyms you join or how many glasses of chardonnay you drink with your girlfriends.

You still go to bed every night going over every detail and wonder what you did wrong or how you could have misunderstood.

And how in the hell for that brief moment you could think that you were that happy?

And sometimes you can even convince yourself that he’ll see the light and show up at your door.

Just finished watching "The Holiday" and Kate was brilliant as per usual. This scene summed up how I was feeling for the last couple of months.  Of course, I'm way past that already. ^.^ Although I'm still hung over from upping clips on YouTube.

i am the sonnet

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

    Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
 
   Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

   You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.

So I was bored and stumbled upon this on a blog I was reading. The results are pretty interesting I must say. 

holding it in

Nobody's home yet. I'm stuck outside with the rain teeming on. Didn't think I needed to bring my key earlier. They should've told me about their plans. Gah~ plus I badly need to go to the cr. My bladder feels like it's going to burst anytime soon. But I can't even go anywhere cos I'll definitely get soaked. Aaaarrggghh!!!

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Hmm… Or maybe I could hit two birds with one stone?

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Blah~

Forget it…

xE